Your age by Sex


DO NOT GO STRAIGHT TO THE END ...

It will only take a minute
Do the maths as you read the instructions
Don't read the end until you have done all the calculations
I promise it is not a waste of time, you will find this amusing.





1. How many times a week do you have sex?
(Choose between 1 and 9 - even if you are fibbing)


2. Multiply that number by 2



3. Add 5



4. Multiply by 50 - go on, get that calculator out!




5. If you have already had your birthday in 2006, add 1756. If your birthday is still to come, add 1755.



6 Now take away the year you were born.







You should have a three digit number. The first is the number of time you claim you have sex each week.







The other two digits are ...

YOUR AGE!!!

2006 IS THE ONLY YEAR IN ALL ETERNITY WHEN THIS WORKS. SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS WHILE IT WORKS!

wow are people really this bored .

wow a formula that requires my year of birth,
and the fact wether or not i already had a birthday, to guess my age ...



of the top of my head, i can think of this one


2006 - year of birth -(already had a birthday)?0:1;

Do you have any idea what's so special about that formula? IT ONLY WORKS FOR 2006 in all eternity ...

O yeah i didn't get it to tell me how much sex i have. how about this:

amount_of_sex * 100 + 2006 - year of birth -(already had a birthday)?0:1;


how can you not think this is cool? And don't give me the "I have braincells excuse" again ...

rhican's post made this a funny thread, hehe

More like:


1. Pick a number between 1 and 9


2. Multiply that number by 100


3. Add a two-digit number


You should have a three digit number. The first digit is the first number you chose.





The other two digits are ...

THE SECOND NUMBER YOU CHOSE!

beerhunter,that is really straightforward...ain't it?
but this really became funny tread...
i'll try and find more funny things

Grivier

Funny?? Ok, now I start wondering, what age are you?